Saturday, 16 January 2010

2012 theories are obtuse cracked says

While giving you the bird 2012 theories are obtuse cracked says.

Well they may be but on the same token the top of the page that runs the article wanting to debunk 2012 so much also runs a full banner ad for bidz.com.

Meanwhile this blog called 2012 Doomsday Prophecy and another blog called 2012 predictions which try to take an unbiased look at 2012 issues is being hacked by bidz.com. The problem is that I, the webmaster here, do not know how to get rid of the illegal pop up that comes up on my blogs. This is annoying and an insult but it isn't a surprise in this time and age of predicted change and of a war between good and evil.

The 2012 prophecies may all be bunk as the cracked article states and sure some writers and publishers may be taking the prophecy issue to the bank by claiming their priviledge at freedom of expression but when it comes to integrity I see "cracked.com" at just being another player in the 2012 money making media blitz.

What theories are cracked so willing to debunk.

Try the following. They've got a full six pack.

The biggest BS 2012 theory says cracked is the Nostradamus Ophiucus stuff presumably described in the Lost Book of Nostradamus.

In number 2 position we get the Ursula Sontheil or Mother Shipton prediction. Blasted BS cries cracked and buy diamonds from bidz meanwhile.

About those Hopi Indians of North America and their rock painting and predictions that we might all end up back in the caves like our ancestors. How ridiculous says cracked. The Hopi stuff is number three on their list.

In number four spot of " The six best 2012 apocalypse theories" according to cracked.com's Luis Prada we get Cliff High's web bot predictions of a coming alien connection and major financial meltdowns. Obviously cracked doesn't like the idea of subconscious mass psychic awareness so this is where we get the bird, and not just one bird but a pair of them within the six pack.

In position 5 they take a stab at debunking the I ching timewave zero 2012 theory of late Terence McKenna. Now I realize how far out McKenna was but when you compare his psychedelic ideas with Calleman's nine underworld theories and exponential advancement of time and consciousness evolution then McKenna's don't seem so far fetched. The exact point of change being December 21, 2012 may be ridiculous but when one hears out McKenna's brother and others like Jenkins of Cosmogenesis fame with their apology that while Terence may be wrong about the sudden impact of the timewave zero that their is no less validity in the idea that humanity is undergoing massive consciousness changes has it learns to adapt to the technological involvement between human and machine. Perhaps Cliff High is telling us the same thing.

We leave the I Ching behind and move to number six on 2012 theories are obtuse cracked says.

Number 6 is the mother of all 2012 inventions and it's the Mayan prophecy calendar. This is the work of Jenkins, Calleman, Arguelles, and other less known names. That's the one about the Long count which is said to begin in 3114 or 3115 BC, depending on who you listen to and ends a 5125 year age in either 2011 or 2012.

Jenkins says 2012 while Calleman says 2011.

So there you have it.

If you haven't cliked on the bidz button yet, whether the offer was presented to you by a willing participant of the make money online game or an unsuspecting player who carries pop up banners placed on their blog by people who would do anything to get your clicks such as the belials at bidz, then you have just finished reading an unbiased thought on what that 2012 article was about.

If you go read the cracked article then the bidz ad may still be there and you will have joined the million reader club.

The six pack 2012 theories are obtuse cracked says are presenting to you do not include the possibility of what Edgar Cayce predicts ( no 2012 date here - just sometime in the future ) is a war between the sons of belial and the Brotherhood of the light or the army of oneness and ascension.

While praying for Haiti survivors I am reminded that the Cayce predictions mention Atlantean and Lemurian survivors who may have added but not founded the knowledge of mesoamerica and that the Atlantis continent while it may have sunk somewhere around Haiti is also possibly continuing to shift.

Make Cayce theories number 7. Jenkins galactic alignment number 8. Sitchins Nibiru number 9. The Mormons Kolob number 9. The revelations of the four horseman of the apocalypse number 10. and find two more and there you have a full half case and enough to get anyone one completely drunk on what ifs.

And even if 2013 comes along and nothing has changed then just like Y2K that changed nothing but the human psyche that now knows that hacks can work the robot and the technology for the belial team and they will continue to do so for years to come and that the Cayce reverie of civilizations that come and go and that continue to destroy themselves by their own inability to learn to live with knowledge of technology is still a possibility.

Make my number 11 theory of doom the possibility than Noah was the chosen human who carried out an alien plan to save the earth and that some how the Seraphic priest Ormesius had a piece of this.

Make my number 12 theory of weird and strange chance meeting and human history the story of Antony of Egypt who lived a century or two AD and who fought the forces of the belial and who fought a force in the desert that presented itself in some sort of silver dish.

I could probably go to a full case but alcool has a tendency to numb the mind into a spirit world. So I'll stop at a dozen.





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